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There is stuff here.
I honestly don't know what to put here.

[CONSTRUCTION UNDERWAY}

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via yuukisynical)

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(via gaytiers)

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

(via anicecoffee)

retiredjesus:

person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.

me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen

(via bunsen)

lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

(Source: lloveyou, via bunsen)

yuukisynical:

Idea for an art gallery
Blank canvases in a mostly dark room, but when you approach them, a light shines behind you and your shadow falls on it.
You look to the side and each card says different heartwarming things
Including but not limited to
‘Everyone is a work of art. Appreciate yourself and you’ll see beauty everywhere’
‘You are the art now. Everyone sees and appreciates your beauty’

so I googled skeletons and

blackandwhitebilliards:

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"no my love, you cannot go off to war"

"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"

image

"against the fuckboys

(via surprise-its-england)

nintendo6664:

death—420:

artist-refs:

nevver:

Undo the Damage of Sitting

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

image

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(via gaytiers)

staff:

communistbakery:

well no sir I don’t really have any “skills” per se, but one time I inserted a USB drive correctly on the first try

you’re hired

(Source: communistbakery, via yuukisynical)

yeahponcho:

what a good eating face

(via yuukisynical)

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via bunsen)

lizisnotinteresting:

morgran:

stayuglystayangry:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

THE FRAGILITY

what i want to know is if, previous to this invention, straight men were afraid to wash their clothes or be clean

That’s actually why straight teenage boys use 14 cans of axe body spray a day, because they fear if they cleaned themselves they would become enraged with a thirst for huge man dongs.

(via tartarusauce)

manafromheaven:

raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds

Omg

(via kuroostetsurous)